shpeef

A gigantic penis

Yo that dude Alex has a shpeef.

by Chai Katz May 10, 2018

Shaef

verb

1.) when you show up to a sesh, smoke someone’s weed and then straight up leave.
- ie. to fiend on someone’s juul or bud.

2.) clearly stealing from your friends, and then denying knowing anything about when confronted.

Forms:
• shaefing
• shaefed
• shaef
• shaefes
• etc

“Bro, don’t invite tyrell, he always shaefes us”

“Holy shit, stop shaefing on my juul!”

“I know for a fact John just shaefed my watch!”

by Illicitous July 21, 2018

Shameful

When hoes be getting in trouble and you need to call them out on their shits

Damn Colby that's shameful smh.

by slaytrickorugetelimanated October 31, 2018

Shameful Sherrie

Eating copious amounts of dairy products, despite having a well-known lactose intolerance, and subsequently declaring the circumstances under which you’ve nearly shit your pants.

Becky had ice cream and pizza at lunch. She pulled a Shameful Sherrie on the way home as she clenched to my front passenger seat.

by OldResidence January 20, 2020

Shmeefer

Shmeefer is person who's really good at sports especially soccer and basketball

no wonder why we lost that soccer game that guy was a shmeefer

by kjzhsdrfryugvfkui March 23, 2020

Shareef

Småpojkar e hans grej

Shareef säger t småpojkar massera min kuk

by Belivie12 May 2, 2020

Shameful shutdown

Its when you nut and the Post Nut Clarity hits, now you've got to shut down the porn. Finaly you realize what you've watched, shame, shame, shame.

Bro 1 : Shit man, you know when you get the Shameful shutdown

Bro 2 : fuck yeah man, I get it all the time

by specaial ed class June 10, 2020