Semen Saturday

The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday

Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”

by RevoBeast December 4, 2019

Satans Semen

(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.

Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.

Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.

Priya: "MY MUM JUST MADE SATANS SEMEN FOR DINNER ITS SPICY AS FUCK IM IMPLODING"

by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 28, 2015

semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003

Semen Sunrise

When a woman is asleep, you blow your baby batter in her hand. Then you wake her up by tickling her face. When she goes to scratch her "itch", she gets your special sauce all in her face.

Lindsay was asleep on the couch when Nate came up and gave her a Semen Sunrise.

by Shartz December 28, 2007

morgan semen

Verb: When a person ejaculates onto a picture of Morgan Freeman.

Hey man, look at this Morgan semen

by BubbyRoons January 16, 2015

Semen-Boarding

When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.

-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"

--"WTF? Why?"

-"For America."

--"What?"

-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"

by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011

semen sleeper

One who sleeps in sheets that recently have had semen on them

"I havent washed my sheets in a week."

"Kampbell your a semen sleeper"

by hookem1961 June 18, 2014