As Seen On TV
As Seen On TV by paulieboy1 July 9, 2018
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it’s a Louisiana slang people use when you see the sperm coming towards your eye before your partner releases it and he says “you already seen that huh” as he busts on your face
already seen by Dicshownaries October 16, 2021
i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube
when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube
whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'
i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube by true story! January 23, 2016
I’ve seen footage
I’ve seen footage by Crackoholic February 5, 2022
As Seen On Tv
Translated: Junk to clutter your living space such as mops, pet hair removers, brooms, plastic exercise equipment and ugly bras. This crap is targeted to the old folks, the unemployed, and women who call in sick to work market, who watch television in the mid morning and after 2am.
As Seen On Tv by KImCobain July 30, 2017
The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen
Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
have you seen my son
have you seen my son by AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERES JULIOOOOO February 18, 2018