schlag

To perform sexual intercourse.

I was trying to schlag the girl behind the bar.

by Cecil B. July 24, 2008

Schalacking

Rubbing ones testicles on the forehead of a sexual companion or random person.

Man, that guy gave g a real schalacking

by BobbinHood December 28, 2005

Phyllis Schlafly

A woman who was anti-feminist and actively stopped the passage of the ERA. Successfully weakened the huge wave of cancer or feminism.

Bob: Wasn't Phyllis Schlafly a fucking hypocrite? My history teacher said that she was a bitch.
Milo: No she helped stopped feminism from growing.
Bob: Oh shit nvm lol. She's a fucking savior!
Milo: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Bob: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!

by Lizard boi July 18, 2018

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004

Schlagle

the act of performing anal sex on a constipated person

I totally performed a schlagle on her last night. It was.... weird

by thejwitness July 18, 2009

Schalac

1.To decimate the competition in a FPS, first person shooter.

2. to spray your man juice across the face of a girl giving you head.

1. Dude, we laid the schalac down on those dudes. shellac owned pwned decimateddestroyedwinnerawesomeperfectionhot

2. Dude, I covered her face in schalac.

by Schalac December 14, 2009

schlabby

Pertaining to a larger than she thinks she is woman. Usually one who is still trying to look hot. ie. fat chick in bikinis, stretch pants, half shirts etc.

Dude! Did you see that schlabby girls gunt? It is fupalicious!

by wilmafingerdu January 17, 2008