Schmadvertising

Schmadvertising is what you call really shit advertising.

It's also a term used to best describe the feeling when the ad industry fucks you over - Advertising, Schmadvertising.

Sorry, I can't meet you tonight. Just been put on a brief, deadline tomorrow. That's just Schmadvertising for you.

by delaforbes June 7, 2011

schmadvertising

The art of producing one execution, having clients buy into it, and see it to completion.

An example would include the legacy tagline, "Coke is it" as an example of schmadvertising.

Coke is what?
It.
Coke is It?
What happened to Pennywise?

by willi shrinx June 7, 2011

schmanked

The rubbing of relish between whoms thighs

Damn you just schmanked all over your legs

by Blair Muir December 31, 2015

schmang bob

The art of ending someones career in Call Of Duty

"Dayumm, I just gave that kid the schmang bob."

by Vehxii September 3, 2016

schandle

A school or learning environment completely lit by candles. No artificial lighting, all candles.

Man, hogwarts is such a schandle

by Angry Mother 1973 February 7, 2017

Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

by AkinaLove September 14, 2017

shmandal

Is a Portuguese slang for when a chick wants you to come over and offer her the D.

"Come over... I'm feeling seriously shmandal"

by CamboJeff October 19, 2017