Schlop

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.

"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"

by schlopmeister July 4, 2008

schloop

(n.) To hella creep on someone. It can also be used any way, as long as it has a negative connotation. It really is the perfect word, not only does it sound cool, but it sounds creepy which makes it perfect to use! It also rolls off the tongue easily.

Alternatives:
(v) Schloopin
(n) Schlooper

That guy hella schlooped on me, he won't leave me alone.
Wow, what a schloop!
I was sitting there, then he schlooped up my chair when I left.
He is such a schloop.

by owlee22 April 4, 2013

schloop

A circular, curvaceous blob. Can also be used as a verb: schlooping.

Origin: Jewish painter

I like the shape the of those schloops.

The texture is schlooping.

by TheOnlyJuan November 13, 2013

Schlopper

Blart Clunge Cunt Fanny Fuckhole Minge Pussy Twat Vagina

The female genitalia.

I fucked her good, deep in her schlopper

by gatur July 8, 2011

Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018

schlomnebop

a man who prematurely ejaculates

Fordy is a schlomnebop

by swiftism June 13, 2003

Schloopy

A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.

Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!

by yanoboner July 7, 2010