sanner

A person who loves getting dicked down

Yo Your such a sanner

by Sugar.sack June 28, 2019

mind spanner

A term used to describe a poor level of workmanship in regard to tightening nuts or other attatchments of that nature.

Person B: "WTF the suspension leg has fallen off?"
Person E: "well its not my fault, i tightened it myself"
Person L: "with what, your fucking mind spanner?"

by Andy Mofflet July 25, 2006

scunner

twat

what a scunner

by Joe September 15, 2003

Spanner

A Type of role player that God-modes beyond belief, and calls it "Being Literate". Anyone using the name Spanner is a god-moder, Illiterate, does not know the difference between a coma and a period, Copies everyone else's bloodline abilities, "Tears" open portals and pops out behind you (Of course to rape you), uses magical powers from space to destroy your base, will leave the leader of the good guy organization to die and won't care, and most of all, because he is a mother ef-ing piece of crap from Australia.

Can also be used to name someone that always has to be right, never wrong.

Dalco - ((Logs onto gaia)) "Oh god, I hope that Spanner didn't post... Oh god he did... ((Reading)) EF! SPANNER! MOTHER EF-ING SPANNER! I JUST THREW A PLANT AT YOU! HOW THE EF DIG YOU ABSORB IT AND BECOME THE UNIVERSE! EEEEEEEFFFFFFF SPANNNNERRRRR!!!!!"

Spanner - "I am SO smart. I am SO Literate. I am THE best role player EVER. I eat squash."

by Daylina Ketloybeau May 3, 2008

Shanners

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.

Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.

by Shanners November 9, 2006

Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Spanner Monkey

When someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibLy fucking stupid.

"Hey Jim! Wheres my hat?"
"On your head you spanner monkey!!!"

by Jack Skipp February 16, 2004