Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023

Sat Nav Racing

The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav

Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.

by Sceoig August 14, 2010

SAT

The test that asians are good at and you aren't cuz you aren't asian.

Asian: I just took the SAT and got a 1520.

Non-Asian: Giga-chad asian

by -meaningless- March 3, 2023

sat on my hat

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019

I'm sat

When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.

(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)

"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"

Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat ✋😅🤚

by Hollie maria June 1, 2024

SAT

Literally an acronym for "Stupid Ass Test". A test that your parents force you to take no matter how much u hate essays. Means you are sitting taking a test for like 3 fucking hours in as classroom, writing a stupid essay about college or something.

SAT literally means (S-tupid A-ss T-est)

by tecopux September 20, 2022

SAT

Summative assessment for the term

Tomorrow you will write SAT

by P1E2A3 February 11, 2020