Santa Rosa

A city of about 200,000 in northern California. It is about a 45 minute drive up the coast from san Francisco. Nice people, good weather, and great wine. THere is no such thing as an extremity in Santa rosa. OUr ghetto (west 9th) is a rural mini-slum, and out gangstas are nice enough (if you don't look them in the eye)

Santa rosa is the major city of Sonoma County.

by Resident January 24, 2005

Santa Fe

Used when requesting a beer, allows for discretion as to not attract vast amounts of beer pan handlers. Especially when in large crowds of poor college students or moochers. There is no verbal response, the only response is to procure a beer for the requesting individual. this method originated on Long Island Maine as a fix to an all to common problem.

Individual 1: "Hey Val, santa Fe."
Val: (Returns with Beer without attracting unwanted attention)

by Bisquickandturkey101 November 14, 2011

Santana

The best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s caring and super funny with the ability to make any day better. People call him all the time just to calm down. Super hot with a body as amazing as his personality. With perfect brown eyes and the best lips imaginable, you’ll want to kiss him for hours on end just to be near him. Santana’s are one of the most special things in life so if you find one, you better keep him.

Girl 1: Damn, see that Santana over there?
Girl 2: Back off he’s all mine

by kaybae19 July 14, 2018

Santa Rosa

A beautiful city located in Sonoma County’s 707 area code--- about 60 minutes north of San Francisco, with a population of approximately 160,000 people (5th largest city in the Bay Area). Home of great people, fine wine, and Charles Schultz.

Main attractions include Asia Mart, Fountain Grove, and the Charles M. Schultz Museum.

Guy #1: I wanna get some fine ass Chardonnay for my girlfriend
Guy #2: Let’s go to Napa
Guy #1: **slaps guy #2** GTFO, Napa is hella boring. We’re going to Santa Rosa

Sleek: I stabbed someone
Jeff: Then gtfo Santa Rosa. In the olden days we used clubs; they build character.

by Spikeshooter007 December 25, 2008

Shit Santa

Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.

Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.

Don't use that toilet, dude. Shit Santa left a real nasty one.

by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

SANTANA

A TOTALLY AWESOME LATIN ROCK BAND, LED BY THE GUITARIST OF THE SAME NAME.

There's only one Santana, his first name is Carlos - and he plays the meanest guitar in the world !!

by .l April 28, 2014

Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.

I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.

by Gearls December 24, 2008