saft baws

Scottish phrase meaning a testicular deficiency, a lack of manliness.

" Jimmy spewed his ring after only 4 pints last night" "Aye, he always did have saft baws"

by Derryboy September 1, 2012

Shaftbeater

Someone who wants to beat you up but instead of threatening to punch you they threaten to jack your dick because they are foreign and english is their second language.

Hey Mikhail, you want to fight?

Mikhail- I WILL BEAT YOUR SHAFT!

Mikhail is a shaftbeater

by Maty D April 14, 2014

Shaftball

A curveball that a pitcher throws in Tap Baseball that is unhittable and always a strike. Applicable in everyday life when you're getting screwed over.

See Genesis 29:21-30

"You know what we call that where I'm from? We call that the shaftball!"

by ThaJ0KER November 20, 2015

softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls

A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls

by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017

Saltbag

Normally a military reference:
A mix between (salty) and (shitbag).
A disgruntled member of a group.
(Adj)

"The E4 mafia sure are bunch of saltbags."

by Marcdrawspictures February 23, 2018

safrbhadfsjklfads

A way of expressing anger

safrbhadfsjklfads I AM SO ANGRY

by dfhsajhdafshjkldfs January 20, 2019

Safty

Safty is actually saffron flavored taffy. It is a newly discovered natural resource, with the only known deposit deep in the Pleasant Valley of North Central New Jersey. It is possibly associated with the passage of SCP-1049.

Woah there Sparky! Read the sign! "Closed For Safty".

by Inscrutiana May 12, 2019