rum tongue

It's like whiskey dick — except it's when you say stupid shit because you're wasted.

"Oh great, now my wife knows I was at a strip club because of this fucking idiot's rum tongue."

by sgrstk April 21, 2017

Rum Luck

Having extraordinarily fortunate events happen in the bleakest of situations. Usually utilized in winning a statistically disadvantaged gamble or succeeding thread and needle events. Deus Ex Machina

I guess the only thing I’m good at is gambling in the casino. My rum luck seems to run out whenever I talk to girls. Not one has ever responded.

by KingAlister April 16, 2020

rum chap

A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum

Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him

by Dave the drover January 07, 2018

Rum Pong

Beer pong, with shots of rum instead of a beer.

We ran out of beer so we played rum pong. Bad idea.

by MStanballs April 15, 2007

monkey rum

A prohibition era slang term for poorly made moonshine.

"He died drinking the monkey rum in a blind pig down by the docks."

by debiant May 09, 2010

bum rum

a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.

"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

Rum spud

Somebody who is very sound and an absolute mad cunt.

' You are a rum spud "

by Scavv January 19, 2017