Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease

Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation

by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018

Gulls Retardation

If you suffer from Gulls retardation that means that your absolute dog at every game you play. You are the biggest schmuck and you are not meant to play games.

Bro did you see how this kid builds he looks like he has contracted Gulls Retardation

by A.Shush.Man September 7, 2019

sleep retardation

Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020