An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.
-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.
-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014
Get the Regret burrito mug.a fan of the band The Regrettes. they are likely gay and have mental illness. you will likely find them on twitter or instagram, the occasional siting on facebook but we don’t accept them. they can all agree that every member is extremely attractive and talented. you may see one with the symbol “|^_” in their display name which stands for the R in regrettes but doesn’t look anything like an R. the plural form for regrettie is regretties.
by fooledfeelings June 27, 2020
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The deep understanding that you are in some shit you should not be in.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.
Margaret: What's up, bud? You seem off.
John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.
by nocharge July 31, 2023
Get the Regerts mug.The feeling that comes once you've left the house with a bad outfit on. Making the problem worse is you cannot go back home and change out of the bad outfit.
I'm @ wk wearing a horrible looking sundress, that looked good before I left the house, and now I hve to sit here with, "outfit regret", ugh !
by LG Shine May 21, 2009
Get the outfit regret mug.When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.
I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.
by Mgamerz May 13, 2010
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Betty is getting married again and she's wearing a white dress. She must have had an immaculate regression.
by CraigTricamo January 26, 2011
Get the Immaculate Regression mug.Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.
Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"
by Coolging805 December 11, 2011
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