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Ham Rattle

Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.
Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
by The Virgin Ear Rapist August 1, 2010
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Rattled

Brian Walsh, after Lennon Bolger Sheehan declared him rattled.
Brian, you’re rattled.
by GabrielObertan February 28, 2019
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The Rattle

A small firearm, used to shoot up other peoples houses; Usually a handgun but could also be a choppa
I'm gonna pull out that rattle and go *click clack*
Come over and bring the rattle we might go to Johnny's crib.
by Employable September 26, 2018
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Rattle By

Music coming from a car that is so loud it rattles your windows and wakes you up.
Similar to drive by, but called rattle by, it is associated with the loud music coming from a car that is so loud it rattles your windows. Most likely noticeable around 2am when it wakes you up.
by Merli February 23, 2009
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rattle the bog

A way to describe taking a shit using an English slang word for toilet. The process of rattling implies a more violent bowel movement such as pebble-dashing or mild diarrhea symptoms, but this term can be used to describe a run-of-the-mill dump just as accurately.
"Oh man, I think I need to rattle the bog!"

"Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I was rattling the bog,"
by MGS33 October 20, 2017
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Rattle Prod

Highly powered device designed to move beasts along by Darren Rattle.
"If that cow doesn't move I'll get Darren Rattle to prod her with his Rattle Prod"
by Beaky Fingerz March 12, 2024
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Rattled

Unable to keep one's head due to verbal jarring.
Jonny became rattled when his friends were telling him to put his boner away.

Bruce became rattled when his friend realized he loved Lundy.
by Jack McMullen November 17, 2018
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