free range asylum

civilization, society! -souls walking around partially or completely 'out of their heads', under the guise of being 'sane' or 'moral'.!! -the only guidelines for this being that of laws, their momma; or the church.

you, unable to ever 'know' anything about anything, thanks to these souls who are happy to do it for you! the only difference between a free range asylum and a normal one is, locked door, cells, rooms, cages and monitors.

every so often one of these souls goes 'off' unable to 'reign-in' their bizarre ideas, and 'stinks' upon some of their own.

what guarantee is there that the person standing right next to you isn't an 'accident waiting to happen'? ie: your sister, brother, mother, father, pastor, boss, friend, therapist, sales'person', doctor, lawyer, indian chief, etc.....? -whos' to say YOU are "sane"?

history is solid proof, that we humans as a whole, are a pretty peculiar bunch! 'my way or the highway' (or death!) seems to be the prevailing human attitude!!!!!

the shopping mall at christmas was a free range asylum!!

left my brother at the sanitarium, and entered the free range asylum!

went off, and went from an open air free range asylum; into a much more regulated environment!!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2010

Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")

While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.

by The Professor June 18, 2004

Front Range Hot

Hotties about all along the front range of the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. Boys, girls are just mutha-effing HOT up where the air is thin.

Front Range Hot: is specifically defined as the generally tall, lean hot young men from the front range of Colorado. They can come from about any area along I-25 from New Mexico up to Wyoming, but as long as they're from the mountainous areas of Colorado, they just might be Front Range Hot.

"Did you see that tall skinny guy? Man, he's Front Range HOT!"

by CadeRageous January 7, 2010

Shooting Range

Where a man typically masturbates. Has a subtle scent of semen and has plenty of spent tissue paper nearby. Sometimes there are discolorations on the walls from poorly aimed ejaculations.

"Be back in an hour boys, I'm going to the shooting range to fire off a couple shots. Anyone want any earplugs?"

by Camboner April 25, 2014

driving range

The location just below a nice young woman or nasty crackwhore's vagina. So named because as you repeatedly drive into said person with your purple headed warrior the testes or balls are smacked onto the area below the vagina or axe wound. As the balls are being driven onto this area of the body it is quite logical to call it the driving range.

I was fucking your mom last night and I can garuntee her driving range is sore becuase I have balls or brass.

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

free range boning

noun meaning having intercourse around the house or outside, in areas that intercourse is not usually had; wandering sex.

After his parents left, we participated in some free range boning to feel a little adventurous.

by lindseyrockstar October 15, 2010

Prater Range

Matt Prater's field goal kicking range

Normally when you get to the opponents 40 yard line and its 4th down its time to punt. But, when Matt Prater is your kicker you're in Prater Range.

by Tebow Tebow Tebow January 9, 2012