quick draw mcgraw

The act of blowing your load prematurely in one's pants and/or boxer briefs due to minimal excitement from a male or female.

Nicholaus R Blanchard of Monroe NH quick draw mcgrawed in his boxers due to minimal excitement from a snaggle toothed individual who later turned out was his cousin, he praised god for this premature miracle.

by nifkinisabitch June 10, 2010

quick draw

When a guy is a "one pump jump" which means he cums too fast.

I wanted to have an orgasm from sex, but my boyfriend is such a quick draw that he had to go down on me when he was done.

by lmg October 15, 2003

Quick Step

The dance moves that you do as you run to the bathroom because you have explosive runs of diarrhea.

Nick ate all of his volcano tacos, but then he had to quick step to the bathroom.

by ColumbiaB December 2, 2010

Quick Joe

To perform a Quick Joe is to cum into a woman's mouth quickly while she is yawning, without her necesarrily being ok with it. Can be performed in public places to unknown wemen, which maybe be dangerous though.

Dayuum, listen to this : Joe quick Joe'd Jennifer last night! TWICE!

by Zappy Dawg January 13, 2009

Quick pick

Longer version of QP, or Quick Pick (quick pickup); directed at someone who has no scruples, self respect, or common sense, and just wants to get laid.

Yeeeoooops, Davey on the Quick Pick!

by Kirk Davenport May 16, 2006

quick slip

a person who masterbates, gets themselves "off", or the like

Wow, did you see that quick slip. Yeah, I can't believe that he was quick slipping in the bus stop next to that woman.

by a_person_who_cares September 1, 2005

Quick Shave

Is a sexual act that involves a male with a female (or male) partner or multiple partners. The partner grabs the males penis ( or multiple peni) and proceeds to perform a shaving motion, quickly, on ones face, neck and head area (Similar to the Weedwhacker, which uses a circular motion) usually until ejaculation. The ejaculate helps to sooth the razor burn that accompanies the quick shave.

Helpful Male: "you look like shit dog! The gang shave is in an hour; you need a quick shave!"
Stubbly-Faced Man: "I just had one last night, but, okay! Let's try this again!"

Helpful Male unzips pants
Stubbly-Faced Male grabs penis and shaves vigorously
Stubbly-Faced Male: "All done. But I've got the razor burn!"

Helpful Male: "Here comes the goo!!! Ugh!"

by DismalPole852011 July 27, 2011