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queem

when you hit a dub in skyrim at 3 am in the morning while your best friend fucks your ex in the other room.
*gregs listening to his friend fuck his ex*
friend: OH YEAAHHHH *moans and orgasms*
greg: wow, thats gotta be the loudest queem ive ever heard
ex: omg that was so much better than greg ever could, plus he has a rEALLY Small penis
by cumbucket47 October 12, 2021
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quelve

A ghetto pronounciation for the number 12 twelve.
I bought quelve scrimp across the screet.
by Elby Montero July 22, 2007
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Quel

Short for "Raquel" (if you're ridiculous), Quels are a typical breed of woman that love to stir up shit. Specifically shit God would NOT approve of. They are TRUE hypocrites and will never realize it. No one will stand up to her because she's hypnotically pretty and clever with words, kind of like a psychopath. Stay FAR away from her, especially if you're a MAN, unless you would like to be extremely screwed up after she has her way with you.
Girl: Have you seen Brad lately? He's not the same... in a bad way. He's super depressed.

Boy: Yeah, it was Quel. She cheated on him with everyone in town and gave him syphilis. What a bitch right?

Girl: Wow, that's horrible. I'll warn everyone to stay away from that Quel.
by reedikyoohluss November 5, 2011
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Ja'Quelia

Have you seen Ja'Quelia? She's hott!
by Dingdong Ditch January 12, 2008
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queme

A word used to describe a female ejaculation.
'Oh man, she queemed so hard last night'

'MC Hammer's parachute pants make me queme every time'
by yahia November 12, 2007
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Quelf

A very small man who used to work for Santa clause who now struggles with a same sex attraction
Don't allow your kids to be around the quelf down the street!

After Christmas was over the quelf went to Burger King and ordered a proud whopper.
by Pootielicious July 6, 2014
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quelch

the imprints and/or the marks you get in your skin when you sit on something for too long
after sitting in the grass for an hour i had QUELCH marks all over.
by sandy handjob March 21, 2004
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