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Quelm is usually used out of laziness, or when the person wants to be intentionally vague and/or mysterious. It's origins lie in the Darling town in the Land of Prince Bishops, from the wise old sage Rubens Mhorrow.
"I've just been quelming my car."

-"What time are you coming over?"
-"Quelm"
quelm by Buentes September 11, 2005
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No quema cuh 

No quema cuh is thing takuaches say meaning that their truck cannot do a burnout.
Ay no quema la troka wey.
La troka de edgar no quema cuh
No quema cuh by El de Las Olas October 8, 2019
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A beautiful unique queen full of talent. See's the best out of people even when they do you wrong. Often taken for granted. Smart , easy to fall in live with and FULL of secrets.
She is a dime , another quela
quela by 6k_que June 9, 2015

quema llanta cuh 

this sentence is used when a paisa pulls up in a car meet with his lowered Ram/Silverado
"aye foo, quema llanta cuh"
"i cant cuh, i need more low"
quema llanta cuh by ur mom xd man February 8, 2019
The Queens Ubiquitous Ever-Lasting Patrol (QUELP) was founded in 1365 by Lord Henry Thistletwat of Bristol. It continues to this day to serve the reigning Queen with pride and integrity. The Patrol consists of 50 men, 4 Knights of the Realm in charge of operations - which currently consist of drinking tea, discussing Edwardian politics and shouting at the Swiss Guard stationed outside of QUELP HQ - a wooden log cabin occupying 74 acres in East Manchester, just a stonesthrow from Buckingham Palace.
The word 'quelp' has become synonymous with a proper and decent gentleman, to which all other men aspire.
By George, he sure is a quelp. The other day he saved my daughter from addiction and wrenched my family out of poverty.

Why if I were only a quelp instead o'a dirty prole, I wouldnae haf to werk in mi pa's sex shoppe.

quelckome 

how kulie (kayla) welcomes everyone in pandas server
Koohlaye
"quelckome"
quelckome by Koolaye January 5, 2021

quelle surprise 

from french: what a surprise
"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"
quelle surprise by aigh January 1, 2009
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