Gas Pumping

An act of sexual foreplay involving 2-3 people. One person farting into their sexual partners mouth, this partner then breathes in the fart gas. This inhalation of fart gas should make them burp. This person then burps the fart gas either back into the farters mouth or into the mouth of the third person; depending on how many people there are.

"Hunny, Shall we get this gas pump going or what?"

"Oh I've never tried gas pumping before"

"Oh it's easy, il teach you"

by Chercules June 28, 2014

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005

Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.

Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.

by arroni January 22, 2010

phumping

Perspective humping. When you line up with another person and pretend like you are humping them through the use of forced perspective. Usually best when caught on camera.

At zentalklaugh, when Jon wasn't looking, Frank starting phumping him when he bent over to check the calendar.

by Joezen777 August 11, 2010

pumping out the visuals

when someone looks like a strange person and have a very visual style.

look at that guy over there he is pumping out the visuals.

by OJTBDL December 7, 2011

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012