Pussy Wrangler

Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)

Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose

is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.

Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er

or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.

Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue

her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."

Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"

by Dr.Cyclopz October 20, 2018

pussybeast

A person who seriously loves fucking women.

My old boyfriend was an A-1 pussybeast.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Pussy bread

Bread that is made using the yeast from someone’s yeast infection

“Damn! I wasn’t expecting my pussy bread to taste this good!”
“I can’t find any yeast at the store so I guess I’ll have to make pussy bread”

by Abbymarie51 June 29, 2020

Pussy Braid

noun

1. the threads of a females genital hair joined together in to a form similar to a rope

That Pussy Braid is so complex and interwoven it can be used as a sex toy.

In certain cultures throughout time, the woman in a matriarchal society with the biggest Pussy Braid ruled with a hairy bush.

by Bae Poo 69 March 17, 2021

Seaworld Pussy

the fishy vaginal smell associated with dirty hoes

she smelled so bad I could not even finish, Bitch had SeaWorld Pussy.

by Boilerup182 May 7, 2011

Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

postmarital pussy pay

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.

First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021