Pulling a Chelsea

1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.

1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"

by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020

pulling a doyoung

to beat someone in a fight verbally or physically so bad that the nct lightstick can't save you

Person 1: have you heard of Jisung's new fortnite win?

Person 2: Haechan was pulling a Doyoung

by clickclackbangtan June 10, 2018

Pull Chocks

To leave, bust out, split, or otherwise vacate the premises.

Ref: In aviation, chocks are blocks placed under a plane's wheels to prevent its rolling away when parked. Hence, to "pull chocks" is to remove said blocks, allowing the aircraft to taxi to the runway and take off.

1: Hey dude this place is dead - whaddya say we pull chocks and try somewhere else?

2: Well fellas, it's getting late, so I think I'm about ready to pull chocks.

by usnav8rbandit January 18, 2010

pull a Wirtual

Failing from a promising position, thus dissapointing everyone. The opposite of pulling a Mufat.

He could have won, but he really did pull a Wirtual on the last round.

by mufat April 24, 2021

Pull a PACE

To manipulate data and research in a way reminiscent of the spin which surrounded the PACE trial, as was detailed in "Methodological Inconsistencies in the PACE trial for ME/CFS" and elsewhere.

"When I was young and idealistic, I never thought that I would ever pull a PACE."

"The BMJ's new report upon misconduct in UK research shows that pulling a pace isn't that uncommon."

"No-one would have wanted to pay me for my treatments unless I had pulled a PACE."

by Chalder January 24, 2012

Pulled Mud

Farting then proceeding to shit your pants a little. Also known as sharting

"Dude, I think you pulled mud." - Kyle Broflovski

by cindyloupoo October 5, 2016

Pulling a Hamilton

A golf betting term for repeatably and frequently playing poorly which causes a loss of bets for match or stroke play.

He just drove his ball in the pond and lost money, that's really pulling a Hamilton

by Grumpyturd January 27, 2019