Productive

All the movie and games and AI prove is that THIS could be improving my life and instead it's improving yours and I'm not doing anything else until it does and if it doesn't I'm going to murder a child and kill myself. I will get off my phone or go out into the world so you can abscond with my work. You will not keep a single cent and if you don't accept that then you might as well kill the kid yourself.

Hym "This has been more productive than anything anyone will ever do. I'm not getting off the phone."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

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lazy-productive

Someone who is productive and gets things done so they can be lazy later.

Im a lazy-productive person who likes to get my case study and other hw done early so I can chill back and smoke from my bong.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

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lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

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Re-productive

Getting stuff done just on a delayed timeline but at a relaxed pace

I slept in today but have to get things done, so it's been a very re-productive day

by Cute Red Panda February 27, 2019

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Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

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