procrastineting

the act of occupieing your self by surfing the internet for random stuff

instead of doing my project for school i ended up procrastineting on google

by mattwer3 June 14, 2010

Procrastinatorily Motivated

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.

I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.

by D Low2081 March 8, 2011

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

Procrastinator

As defined by Gumball Watterson,

"Derived from the Mexican word "procratamaleithion" which means midnight snack, and the Viking word "Assinator" which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark."

"At 3 AM last night, I became a procrastinator"

by ChineseRipoffofGod July 17, 2020

Procrastinating

The act of using the opposite sex’s sex toy to pleasure yourself

Procrastinating

by Jeff5362874 October 10, 2020

pro-procrastinate

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.

jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

by should be writing a paper! April 16, 2010

Active Procrastination

The act of Procrastinating in an active manor having to do with what you're procrastinating. Such as making lists of what you should do first and planning out how you will do it instead of actually doing a given task.

Emma does active procrastination with her homework by making lists of what she should do first and then talking about doing it.

by Mb89 October 1, 2010