No pressure 

Said sarcastically to an instruction to carry out something with great significance. The full meaning being "so I'm under no pressure then", when clearly you are.

"If you don't defuse the bomb millions of people will die"

"...No pressure!"

No pressure by LemonMeringuePie August 31, 2012

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

conservative pressure by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

Homosexual Pressure 

The sensation experienced during anal sex when a homosexual's penis stimulates the prostate.

Will United Nations cave to homosexual pressure?

Homosexual Pressure by enter_san_man December 20, 2008

beer pressure 

where you're under pressure from your peers to drink more beer than you really want/need

why did you get so drunk last night?

i didn't mean to. i gave into the beer pressure

beer pressure by hell_diablo September 16, 2009

Persian Pressure 

when you go into a store, and are swarmed buy employees or "salespeople," trying to "help" you with your decision on what to buy. you then feel obligated to purchase something from the store just to get them off your back. their creepy persistence makes you feel as if you try to leave the store with out buying something, the doors will slam shut, and you will be trapped inside until you are indeed "convinced."

basic persian pressure:

"this beautiful persian rug will look wonderful in your office, my friend. very high quality. i give it to you for only $3000.

or do you like this one? this one has a very beautiful floral design. for you, i give half off. only $4500.

it's up to you. so which one will it be?"

Persian Pressure by trikit July 27, 2010

purr pressure

when your cat tries to make you do bad things.

"my cat told me to do some cat nip with him. i totally fell under the purr pressure."

purr pressure by meowskibrowski November 29, 2011

peer pressure dumb-ass 

A person that will do almost anything just because one of his or her "friends" dares, or tells them to.

Hey bro, I dare you to punch the wall as hard as you can!
OK! (breaks hand)
Bro you're a peer pressure dumb-ass!

peer pressure dumb-ass by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017