gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 08, 2023

Porridge sopper

A “porridge sopper” is someone who is less then the average human being in all ways, and struggles to do the most basic of tasks such as dressing themselves.

Did you see John struggling to tie his shoes up, such a porridge sopper

by Curly burger May 28, 2023

piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.

by Trash Hair December 25, 2017

Orgy Porridge

The chunky aftermath of a gay orgy with one bottom

After that insane orgy, I was shitting orgy porridge for weeks

by JellyKitty1469 January 29, 2022

dick porridge

When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis

I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.

by TJ Widgstis July 21, 2023

caramel porridge

a nickname that ionians give the rival school, Carmel college

hey mate!
yeah what?
that kid goes to caramel porridge!
oh shit!

by Slimy weiner June 01, 2022

porridge stirrer

When having sex with a girl who’s just been filled with another man’s cum and are then the porridge stirrer

Stacey fucks me
I cum in stacey
Stacey goes home and has sex with her boyfriend
He is now my porridge stirrer

by DanksyDan November 04, 2022