Party Pooch

When ex-attractive girls drink to much and start doing things attractive girls would do; they ruin the party...

Fatass Hoe: Weeee who wants to go upstairs with meh..?
Guy: Im gonna go home… play some graal…
Nerd: Ill be a party pooch with you

by Sendet March 14, 2014

Knocking pooch

Having sex

"Wow Derek! That was a great day of knocking pooch!"

by Theshart September 19, 2014

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

pooch knart

1. An engorged vaginal area

2. A cowardly person

Lets go to the all nude strip club and get a lap dance, so we can smell some bare pooch knart.

by Bobby Rat January 6, 2007

toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus July 1, 2005

Fanny Pooch

(adj.) the frontal display of what is or is otherwise refered to as the secondary glutius-maximus positioned ever so strategically above the groin area. otherwise known as: a front ass on fat chicks. (pooch)

Dude, there is a cholesterol epidemic in this club, every girl in here has a fanny pooch.

by teasoak May 14, 2007