pommetrating

a person who acts and plays like he has a lag switch/ high ping but is actually on low ping. like quantum mechanics if not observed the subject can be both on low ping and on high ping like a qubit

"is this kid pommetrating or am i going crazy"

by OnionBolion June 5, 2025

Poumel

To poumel / Poumelling

The act of think about the future and saying "we're all fucked" shortly after

"... we're all fucked."

Said Jeff after poumelling to himself for quite a bit

by anewhandtouchesthebeacon October 25, 2025

Pummeled

To Pummel is to choke on a game mechanic hard. It is often related to Algalon the Observer encounter in which one fails to continue dealing damage to the boss while executing another mechanic, applying Curse of Doom to the Collapsing Star.

"i pummeled this mechanic"
"i pummeled my opener"

by hoody1 December 20, 2025

Poontang Pummel

When you really hate a bitch and want to knock them into the next dimension

That bitch Amy needs a poontang pummel

by Badbitchb23 January 20, 2024

Feel like Pommerin

The constant state of being wasted and wasting your life away.

I feel like Pommerin today. I spent the entirety of last week drinking for no reason at all.

by Arbiter1862 January 23, 2019