Polterdiddle

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

Polly Skelton

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<

"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....

by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008

Pollywog

One who looks foolish, incompetent and dishonest after miserably failing to scam someone.

Ryan was pollywoged after unknowingly trying to sell a counterfit painting to the original artist.

by BreadMann June 11, 2020

Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

_________

Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

by _JC_ January 25, 2014

poly prep

this school is probably the best school in the world. it is very difficult to get into, and admissions are largely based on the interview and whether they thing you are awesome or not. everyone in this school is amazing. they are so smart, and about 73% of them end up going to ivy league schools. They are also all pretty, nice, sexy, popular, and if you are friends with someone from poly prep, its a very large achievement. they are some of the best people around. basically, they are perfect.

OMG! Is that a Poly Prep girl!? I hung out with her once. She is so cool!!

by Little Ms. Awesome July 13, 2009

Dookie Art with the Poltergeist

after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.

After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.

by bigcheech August 4, 2006

hilty pilty

1. an adjective meaning good or great, often used in conjunction with "muthafucka"

1. This bratwurst is hilty pilty!
2. Hilty pilty muthafucka! (usually used to describe a job well done)

by JaredTheWizard November 25, 2007