asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas October 9, 2008

BEAR POKER

Someone who deliberately aggravates a strong person for a reaction. Can be passionate in a relationship or just to push someone's buttons to see the show

I dont want someone who I can walk all over, I want a bear poker to keep me on my toes.

by reconboy May 10, 2018

Poker Pussy

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.

Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy

by Praz bansi January 21, 2012

Russian poker

A Russian roulette variant where players take turns aiming and pulling the trigger of the revolver at each other, rather than at their own heads.

In 1946, a teenager was convicted of second-degree murder when he killed his friend in a game of Russian poker.

by Jholder15 January 25, 2019

smot poker

some who smokes pot. used when you do not like the idea of people smoking pot.

Oh look at them, they're a smot poker, thats not cool.

by larry boy May 7, 2004

Corn Poker

While pounding your girl doggie style, you take a gamble at surprise anal and abruptly stuff your dick up her corn chute. The outcome is usually, but not always, a loosing hand.

Tried a little corn poker last night. And? It was a loosing hand.

Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2017

strip poker

When you play a poker game and the loser strips. Duh!

"We played strip poker last night, right down to our nickers!'

by Megan December 16, 2004