Lemon Piker 

A lemon piker is someone who consistently leaves a night out early with no reason or explanation.

Matt piked ...he's such a lemon piker

Lemon Piker by Ficklewalsh March 3, 2011

Pokey 

1. Old-time word for "slow".

2. Slang for jail.

3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.

4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.

5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.

1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!

2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.

3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.

4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!

5. Pokey REALLY means business now!

Pokey by PokeyMan October 30, 2009

Pike-her-down 

The sexual act of forcing a female's legs up with your forearms while cocking her arms up with your hands in a missionary position proceeded by violent slam fucking (look it up).

I'd cock that bitch's legs up and pike-her-down with my hog.

Pike-her-down by boss-shit-niggas January 22, 2014

Pokey Minch 

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.

Pokey Minch by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

pike out

To say you are going to do something and then back out at the last minute. To flake out.

I can't believe you piked out again last night. You are such a piker.

pike out by Smoove B March 24, 2005

Pikeyed 

Word used when someone has taken something by surprise and not given back. can be used in various different circumstances, Used when someone acts in the way of a pikey, usually stealing things.

Ah fuck. Mike Pearson just pikeyed my cutlery again!

Jack Howard just pikeyed my rank slide for the fourth time today!

Jake Oakley just pikeyed my coathangar! Now im really screwed!

Pikeyed by Mikeaircadet October 30, 2009

Pike County, GA 

A big county, with a very small population below Griffin, GA. Its known for its one high school, its abundance of cows and rednecks, and cops who have nothing better else to do than bust people for small amounts of weed, even though administrators of the high school have been caught speaking inappropriately to minors.

George: Did you hear? Bob was arrested for a gram of that good, but the principal of the high school was caught looking at child pornography but he still works there...

David: Yeah, in Pike County, GA...

Pike County, GA by LilLove87 September 13, 2012