photo sharking

The act of secretly taking pictures of someone without their knowledge and uploading it to Facebook. Usually with a sarcastic remark, or worst, no caption...letting the image speak for itself.

I was photo sharking the freaks at WalMart today. I can't believe some people actually leave the house looking like that.

by jabber jaws January 22, 2011

Photal

Someone who can take a picture with their camera and capture every detail perfectly. Anyone with the name Anne or Brandon are extremely good at Photal's.

"Did you see Anne take that photal?"
"Man, Brandon took an awesome photal!"

by ArmedAnnie August 27, 2011

phoTAGrapher

One who, on Facebook, relentlessly tags themselves and others in recently posted albums (despite the fact that no one else cares to be tagged).

Me: Wow Katie tagged, like, thirty people in that album.
Sean: She's a tagging fiend bro.
Me: Classic photagrapher.

by photography, Facebook October 5, 2011

Photo-Slut

That one person who either a.) has to be in every photo or b.) Takes thousands of pictures during completely useless events. The Photo-Slut will do this because she needs to feel like she is the center of attention; or because she loves hugging and smiling with other guys and thinks the excuse of a picture covers up her "Photo-Sluttyness"

"Hey who the hell is this chick? She's taken like five pictures with me."
"I don't know man, it's just some ratchet Photo-Slut

by ignoranceisignorance October 26, 2012

Photicon

The use of an actual photo (self portrait) to portray the emotion of a comment, used in place of an emoticon.

Some people should stick with emoticons...I can't tell if Mark is sad or constipated in his photicon.

by McWikked November 27, 2012

Photo-opp parent

A parent (mother or father) that hands their children off to other people to be taken care of. At important or special occasions the parent shows up for the purpose of taking photos with the child so everyone can see how good of a parent they are and then leaves until the next photo-opportunity.

I have been singing the alphabet to the kids everyday for two years and Jimmy said his first word today. Wait, I better not take any credit for this until the photo-opp parent is here to post on facebook that Jimmy said his first word.

by Photravelgal December 2, 2014

Phatsimo

Phatsimo: A girl who has issues controlling her temper. Gives to those she cares for but gets nothing in return. Phatsimo is a setswana word meaning - to shine. Sometimes her kindness gets taken advantage of an a result she gets angry and people give of an image of her being an angry person. Phatsimo knows she is toxic sometimes so no need to tell her and stuff. She is known to be taken advantage of by fake friend. in return she gets ill treated... Learn to respect her and be kind to her. please. Phatsimo is likely to have 1 close friend.... Fank you very much. bye..

e.g Phatsimo is being treated like shit...fank you 💫

by Anonymous_hun November 23, 2021