phort

being prude and having fun at the same time

An innocent freshman goes to a senior kegger and ends up staying at a random guys house. She fools around with him but does nothing serious, thus making her a phort.

by Ryann and Alyssa July 23, 2008

Phoon

A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.

Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.

by NedChicane May 30, 2018

Phoof

The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.

Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"

"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"

"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"

by Splurgecentral July 14, 2009

phooda

A beautiful African American female, who has a very voluptuous body and a thicc booty that requires two hands for a single cheek. Her personality is almost sporadic. She can be sad at times, but when she is happy she will light up the entire

atmosphere around her with a positive vibe that is almost impossible to match. She sticks around for the people she cares about, even if at times they take her for granted.

“Dude...I need a phooda in my life”

by Silvy September 29, 2019

Phoo

A warrior or A God in the shape of human

man 1: oh i just got owned by phoo :(
man 2: dont feel bad, everyone gets owned by phoo

by Matthew James Hill May 20, 2008

Phoofie

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.

After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

by Phoofie King June 6, 2010

phooty

Is the combination of an acronym and the word "Booty" to describe a females butt,

(P)retty (H)ot+ Booty = Phooty

Yo Shorty got a Phooty!

by RobV76 November 9, 2013