apparel phimosis

the condition of getting one's head stuck in a pullover's turtleneck. Typical childhood trauma in high latitude or altitude regions.

-Now little John got again stuck in the turtleneck!
-Oh-no - John severely suffers from apparel phimosis!

by johanmk February 9, 2014

Candy Pimp

1. A man who preys on young women due to them being naive and impressionable.

2. An older, usually wealthy, homosexual man who enjoys the company of young muscular, physically superior men. Getting what he wants and controlling them through having affluence and promises of material things.

1. Kyle: Dude, Lester has mad women!

James: Man those are young girls, he is a Candy Pimp.

2. Osei: I saw this rich lookin white dude buyin this big ass scared lookin brotha a gang of clothes at the mall this weekend!

James: That white dude was a likely Candy Pimp!

by Insurv Pimp May 1, 2014

puddle pimp

The person that always has the dope sack and always get every one high and its nothing to them

Hey who's is that and why is every so happy to see her ..Oh that's the puddle pimp

by 1400 November 10, 2014

electronic pimp stick

The pinnacle of all electronic vaporizers. It’s a device used to maintain an absolute master buzz. You will often find “Drew’s” yielding electronic pimp sticks.

Bystander: Hey Drew can I hit your electronic pimp stick!?
Drew: Yeah, hold up. Let me get one more puff.

by Pimper August 31, 2021

thug life pimp

A person who's pimping up a friend with someone else but in the process ends up getting some action for him/herself
thug life
pimp

Aw man! Sam was supposed to hook me up with that hot girl from gym class, but now he's goin' on a date with her!
Damn man, that Sam is one hell of a thug life pimp!

by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

Pimp

A word that has many definitions in modern day American slang. Also refers to a ladies man with immaculate skills in the art of pulling women with the end result of having sex. Generally is someone who oozes with confidence, has a good sense of style and appearance, and most importantly has a way of using his words to initiate sexual relations with a female.

Damn, I swear Logan always gets with the best looking women. That dude is literally a pimp.

by Pimpsmith April 17, 2022

pimpalicious

something so amazingly great, it would make a pimp smile.

dude! that ho is pimpalicious! she would make her pimp proud!

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003