Philis

An old hag

Friend 1: Looks like Philis is having another heart attack.

Friend B: LMAO

by Dingledorgle January 13, 2016

peta-phile

someone who poses as an animal rights activist only so they can sexually rape young animals

most of PETA are peta-philes

by elvis .... the king,baby December 8, 2003

philosophical stoner

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

by Just259 September 9, 2013

Facebook Philosopher

A pseudo intelligent person who finds it necessary to steal song lyrics and famous quotes to elicit a reaction from their audience or to appear to be deeply thoughtful or philosophical. These people will usually accomplish their goals by receiving feedback or "Likes" from the uninformed when they indeed haven't earned them, only egging them on to further post BS. For the large majority of the population, they just appear to be retards.

Joe: "Leticia, I really like your post today! I found it so inspiring when you said, 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' That is so true."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."

by Ingenious One August 31, 2013

Pocket-philosopher

Someone who tries to be deep, but just comes off as pretentious, or having no life experience.

Guy 1: "People just are horrible, human beings are pathetic creatures and everyone is garbage. Live life as you please, because you only get one."
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"

by JuneEagle May 23, 2018

Philosophi-cool

An adjective. A pun combination of 'philosophical' and 'cool'. Used to refer to someone who often engages in deep conversation, but manages to do so in an enjoyable and easily understood way, or utilizes philosophy in line with awesome topics.

Also written, "philosophicool"

Guy 1: "Carl looks into things too much. I just spent an hour listening to his theory on the 'Companion Cube' as a metaphor."

Guy 2: "That's because he's philosophi-cool."

by Falcornia October 10, 2011

philosiraptor

a popular meme oft viewed on social media outlets like Facebook and Tumblr, it includes a profile shot of a velociraptor making witty philosophical statements.

Derp: Hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on Facebook?
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!

by photorobert August 8, 2012