Phd Mouth 

Term used to describe the pointless babble that comes out of the mouth of Professors with many degrees. Often followed by the denial of self-absorption.

"Today in class Dr. Sinclair rambled on for an hour explaining what we already know."
"It must be his Phd mouth."

Phd Mouth by Newt Gengrich February 15, 2010

PhD from LIU

A Phone Degree from Look It Up.

An education gained not in school but through addiction to the smartphone. The reflex to Look It Up, in the face of any unknown fact, is the giveaway of a 21st century autodidact.

The professor seems to have her doctorate and then some, but watch closely for three minutes and you'll see's got a PhD from LIU.

PhD from LIU by Monkey's Dad March 2, 2020

PHD Problems 

When you have an *awkward* problem it's always nice to have a go to reference. Also, when you have a problem involving your package; can be used as a quick reference.

"Geez Megatrom, why don't you take your dick off the ground and get in there and do the dirty to OptimusTud?"
"Guys, I'm fucking her as we speak, while sitting in this here chair." #PHD Problems

PHD Problems by Adventurous Armadillo February 14, 2012

PhD.MPBSVC 

1. PhD of Metaphysical BS and Visual Culture

@wvybmps on Instagram has a PhD.MPBSVC in their profile

PhD.MPBSVC by wvyb March 13, 2019

PhD Blind 

The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.

Great work! But don’t bother showing it to Joey, he’s PhD Blind

PhD Blind by SuperBAW January 22, 2021

phd from fumble university 

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

phd from fumble university by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

I'm a PHD

Usually a term for black women who believe a PHD makes you sexually attractive towards men

Woman: I don't get why high valuable men won't choose me!!
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD

I'm a PHD by 3l1t3sp33ch February 26, 2021