PHD

Pimping Hoes Degree

YO dawg i got a PHD trust me cinnamon ain't worth it.

by Jack McDabber February 2, 2017

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COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012

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What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

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PhD

It’s an acronym meaning Poor, Hungry, & Desperate.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…

by redbirds003 August 16, 2024

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