Danny Phantom

When you stop talking to someone out of nowhere for your own reasons; going ghost

Guy 1: yo, this hoe is being hella dry
Guy 2: So what are you gonna do?
Guy 3: Imma pull a Danny Phantom on her... I'm going ghost!

by RealNiggaJo April 9, 2017

pantalonaise

pant mayonaise, sperm

" Hey, baby, Want some pantalonaise on your sandwhich?'

by fartfucker February 12, 2007

phantom load

When a guy has an orgasm, but due to depleted semen, ejaculation does not occur.

"He was about to cum all over my face, but it was just a phantom load. What a pussy."

by letsgetitagain March 5, 2009

Phantom Pooer

The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo

"I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!"

by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009

phantom fail

Failure that is secretly cloaked by the outward appearance of success. When one masks their shortcomings by distracting others with a random achievement.

chick: That guy seems really cool!
friend: No way. He's just covering his shitty personality by taking on the appearance of an edgy geek.

chick: I see... another case of phantom fail.

by thechickencow March 15, 2011

phanacorn

the phanacorn is a fairy unicorn. i thought of the word with my friend one day. we are obsessed with unicorns and faires. so we put them together and got"Phanacorn"

a phanacorn-a unicorn with pointy ears and dainty wings

by lover girl 2000 May 7, 2011

Phantom Drunk Friend

A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.

Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.

by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011