Peruvian Burn

The act of doing a backward summersault and fellating yourself.

bro, last night i tried for hours to do the peruvian burn.

Peruvian Burn by DirtyNative September 22, 2011

peruvian bamboo sticks 

a mixture of jenkem and cocaine, often cooked with llama spit and encased in rods of bamboo.

Michael: I'm into hard drugs, like blacktar heroine and Peruvian Bamboo Sticks.

peruvian bamboo sticks by arielvh September 26, 2010

Peruvian Sunglasses

A spin off of the infamous Cleveland Steamer. The act of one partner, preferably Peruvian, defecating in the other partners eye cavities thereby protecting the first partner's eyes from the harmful UV rays of the sun. See also, Ukrainian Bifocals.

I have some killer conjunctivitis after last night's messy Peruvian Sunglasses.

Peruvian Sunglasses by ZaneDC May 4, 2011

peruvian Sweater

A sweater completely made up of pubic hair. Mostly from the male region the female.

Ex. Dale:Hey man that sweater looks itchy.

Don:Yea i made it this morning.

Dale:What is that made of it smells like balls?

Don:out of my pubes.

Dale:that is nasty what is wrong with you.

Don:felt like doing a peruvian sweater.

peruvian Sweater by Sharpcw10 March 17, 2010

Peruvian Pop Tart 

Th Peruvian Pop Tart is when a couple is free falling from a plane and decides of all places, it is a good idea to get it in, in the air.

1. "Dude I did the craziest thing yesterday".
2. " what did you do" ?
3. " I totally did the Peruvian Pop Tart yesterday on the way down"
4 " No way your the man" !

Peruvian Pop Tart by Parker160 May 25, 2010

Peruvian goats 

fuckin stupid way to prepey 7th grade girls--if you put crapping after means their talkin shit

GOD the Peruvian goats are still crapin

Peruvian goats by Taylor May 8, 2003

Peruvian Laxative 

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

Peruvian Laxative by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011