perk 30

A pill used to manage severe pain that contains no Tylenol, whereas Perk (Percocet) 5mg, 7.5mg, and 10mg can contain varying amounts. Often graduated to after extended use, these are a favorite among semi-synthetic opiod fans. These contain no Tylenol because the APAP used in conjunction would be of sufficient volume to cause liver toxicity. Users of Oxycodone(brand name Roxicodone)report it has a "speedy" quality among it's other opiod counterparts. Popped or snorted. I have even heard of shooting, though not confirmed.

I called up Tony and gave him my last $40 for a couple of those blue perk 30's. At least I'll be feeling real sexy.

by d|ctI0n January 13, 2008

Pensky

A code word for a slacking off for an afternoon, generally used between office collegues.

1. What are you up to this arvo?
2. I'm working on the Pensky file.
1. Right, see you at the pub in 15.
2. Have a beer waiting for me.

by Spadgio September 22, 2008

Perkiomen School

Not a school. Just a daycare for rich kids.

“Why is Perkiomen school tuition higher than Phillips Exeter?”

by #fatnipples July 6, 2018

perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

Perkulent

When you meet someone who is acts like they have drunk a whole pot pf coffee black. They border on impertinence and temporary insanity. pronounced (perk-u-lint)

"Ok everyone, let's get into the like car HALF AN HOUR AGO!"

"Dude, stop being so perkulent!"

by God's Left Hand September 14, 2009

Perkout

An Intense ass-kicking workout that is done after ingesting the painkiller, Percocet. You are able to run faster,jump higher and dig deeper do to the fact that you are numb to the pains associated with pushing your body out of its comfort zone. You will feel superhuman. You will accomplish greatness. The next day will suck. Everything will hurt.

Craig: I want to do a workout, but i do not think i am physically capable of performing to my best potential tonight, I feel like a vagina.
Danielle: Of course you do, Lets perkout.

by Sexy Ugly November 20, 2010

perky pounding

When two friends are both sad and have sex to "perk" themselves up

I've had a really shit day and so have you how about we "perk" ourselves up and have a perky pounding

by serchild April 22, 2016