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Patrick

A pussy ass white kid who thinks he hood even tho he is from the burbs with 2 loving parents.
"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"
by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020
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Patrick

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument
Patrick from spongebob: “Is mayonnaise an interment?? DuRrRrr.”
by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020
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Patrick

a socially awkward but very kind person who is always full of energy, "unless he hasn't had coffee yet." Patrick is usually very tall "5'11 to be exact" but he will always want to be taller. he will usually have a few very good friends, but he will still be kind to people who aren't his friends. his sense of humor sucks, but he makes up for it with his laughter.
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"

Hendricks"
Patrick can be used as a form of exasperation or a very obscene curse word.
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Patrick

The most ugliest person you could ever meet and so toxic in chats. All Patrick does is play fortnite all day everyday and his only friends is himself and a bush. He practice doing things in the bathroom to get ready for future. He isn't normal and he is gay. These type of Patrick's are normall aged 13 to 16 until he has a girl.
Patrick you are nobody's friend and should get a life.
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Patrick

It's really cold and shady outside. What's the weather supposed to be like?

Patrick.
by Derra December 19, 2021
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Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.
Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!
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Patrick

Someone at my school who i own the rights to.
"hey, Genn! Do you know Patrick?"
"yeah, i own him."
by Thiccboobies December 1, 2019
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