Path Blocker

a person who makes a living jumping out in front of other people (mainly people in a rush) and walk slower therefore blocking their path.

also works while driving

a path blocker may professional or else doing it for recreational purposes.

"sorry im late, i got trapped in by a path blocker

by steFANNYPAKK September 28, 2008

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 4, 2025

Path Blocking

The act of a person or pet with the intention of controlling and/or impeding the direction or progress of your forward momentum.

I was late to the zoom meeting for to path blocking from my cats.

by MissJiff February 5, 2021

Path

When you get deep in a line of dope songs through YouTubes "Up Next" feature and all the songs are unreal. A path of dope songs.

"Man I am on such a path right now."
"I took such a path in youtube."

by tytytylerlerler March 24, 2017

Volunteer Path

A trail created by hikers walking off an established walking path in order to minimize distance traveled. Particularly common on switchback hiking trails.

Please stay on trail and don't use the volunteer paths!

by BananaSlugging December 17, 2025

Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.

"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.

by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010

Feller of the path

A feller of the path means roadman in yapanese.

Oh good heavens, it's a feller of the path! I sure hope he doesn't defraud our belongings.

by ratherfancyfeller September 8, 2023