shubh patel

Extremely attractive man, on par with Ryan Reynolds and Jesus.

Hey Shubh Patel, we should date!

No, I’m too cool for you

by Jacob Butler October 21, 2021

akash patel

A sexy, intelligent, funny, tall, handsome, unbelievably lovable fly South Asian Gujarati with excellent morals and family values. Kindda slow too but ehh nobodies perfect!

Just tell your mummie that I'm an Akash Patel, baby.

by anonymous April 23, 2005

Flicking through the pink pages

The act of fingering a chick. Could also refer to female masturbation.

I walked in and she was flicking through the pink pages.

by Fenwicks lover November 2, 2008

pageslap

Page Slap
Replying to an email question with nothing but a URL answer. Subtext: "I'm busy; figure it out yourself."

I asked what they do with the food left over at the end of the day, and the guy just pageslapped me with a link to the company's online policy page.

Dick.

by mrchrisadams July 31, 2009

Pamesque

Having to do with anything that is sorry or incompetent.

The pamesque girl was unable to finish her assignment at work and got fired.

by thisguysgotjokes February 6, 2015

patashnik

A small cock, completely covered in thick hair (related to 'patasha').

"He's got a bit of a patashnik unfortunately", "I need my patashnik waxed".

by Sumac Rhondocar September 20, 2007

patelling you

the act of patels informing or telling other actuallys

actually Mr. Patel was patelling me what he saw in the patellevision on channel 5 he was wandering... ordordorrdoorr prt prrt prrtt, i actually don't know why i'm patelling you this, it is irrelivent

by mr actually April 4, 2012