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Irrational Parenting

When parents support their children to spend an obscene number of hours memorizing the digits of irrational numbers like √2, π, and e, so that they can out-parrot others in a contest, and win some medals or prizes for their “irrational” feats of memory.
Based on recent newspaper reports, irrational parenting seems to be rising in Singapore, especially among immigrants from India and Burma—the perceived paranoia to make an entry into the Singapore Book of Records has never been so strong among the “human parrots.”
by Fasters November 22, 2022
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Broccoli parent

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.
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this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast
daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*
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odins a+ parenting

Odin being a shitty parent to both Loki and Thor
Odins a+ parenting is the reason Loki became a villan.
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Pagenis

Penis + Vagina = Pagenis
When you want to say both, but don't have the time.
Man, don't be a pagenis.
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Pakenham

A small yet bustling rural town in which inbreeding is common.
"Check out that guy and his wife, they're clearly from pakenham"
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parentard

You did worse things when you were my age, so don't lecture me, you parentard!
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