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Panera

1) 2nd worst employer, following OfficeMax. A bakery-cafe with incredible food on the menu, but never in stock. The location of the definition of fraudulent business ethics. Not where one wants to be caught during lunch rush on weekdays, or post-church rush on Sundays.
2) Hell on earth.
Fred: I just went to Panera for lunch.
Joe: Oh really? What did you order?
Fred: Well, I was going to order a sandwich but they ran out of bread and meat.
Joe: Typical.
by hell'semployee October 14, 2004
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one who uses feces as a medium to paint walls, toilets, mirrors, etc. also know as shit painting.
Sarge was the most creative shit painter I've ever seen! I stopped at the Seven-Eleven to drop and duece and a shit painter had just painted the whole joint.
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She is such a grumpy whore. The painters must be in again.
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Panera dip

\ˈpan ˈer-ə ˈdip\ v. the distinctive characteristic motion by potential Panera Bread customers carrying a laptop bag when entering the establishment and looking for a seat in the proximity of an outlet. The motion is denoted by a few steps forward, a bending at the waist with a look left or right to see if there is an outlet, repeat. Usually seen in numbers at peak hours when outlets are mostly taken by students and laptop loners.
Panera should have installed more outlets, there are 5 people doing the Panera dip.
by youtube-MercTV March 15, 2009
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Paindrops

Raindrops that has enough mass to hurt.
Ouch! I need an umbrella so those paindrops dont hurt me!
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Panera

Bakery and restaurant where soccer moms from hardcore red-state territory in the midwest go to feel like cool european liberals. Home of overpriced, sub-par sandwiches with fake european names.
I'm going Panera to get a Venti Paninni Sandwiche du Fromage.
by kturk May 24, 2005
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