paynus

same as penis but different

my paynus is huger then yours.

by quinton November 24, 2004

paden

Microscopic town in central oklahoma. Population: 400? If that.

Hey, we just drove into Paden. Oh wow, we're now leaving Paden too.

by Adam Tyne September 20, 2006

Payned

To be frustrated by one's salary.

Sam is payned that Dan earns more than him.

by Youngszalicious March 5, 2011

paynton

One of the most amazing girls you could ever meet. Payntons have the ability to attract any guy, thanks to their great looks and fearlessness. Any person would be lucky as hell to have a Paynton as a friend or a partner. Payntons are genuine, smart, and reliable. Just being around a Paynton can make you feel 100x better. Payntons have many friends because they're so easy to get along with. A Paynton is never rude, but can finish any fight. She's a great person to look up to because she puts others before herself and can do anything she sets her mind to. The only downside of knowing a Paynton is having to remind her how beautiful she is because she can sometimes forget it. If you know a Paynton, you are one lucky person.

"Paynton is my ride or die"

by gptrash August 21, 2018

jon payne

that chill ass mothafucka thats fuckin down to get throwed any time of tha mothafuckin day and smokes on that mary j til the day he dies! his crazy ass gets locked up too much though and gots to keep his shit on the low sometimes but when he gets off papers, shit gets crunker then a biiitch especially when he sips on that gin!

you see that crazy ass nigga jon payne last night?!!

by happy420mothafucka October 13, 2011

Naomi Payne

This phrase is the highest term on the scale of words/phrases for other ways to say beautiful

Damn, that girl is so Naomi Payne

by Snaccy boy August 26, 2018

Payne

"Pulling a Payne" refers to an astounding golf shot as a reference to Payne Stewart, the professional golfer.

This is often followed up by a series of odd or distasteful dancing in an effort to mock or otherwise humiliate the defeated person or persons.

This can often be accompanied with continued mocking of the person's values, beliefs, or past actions.

This is then followed with the distribution of ridiculous and often inexplicable nicknames

"Dude, I think he just sunk a hole in one, what a Payne!"

"Did he just do the Cha Cha Slide and then defecate on my shoes?!?"

"SEAN YOUNG FUCKED A HORSE AND TRIED TO PICK UP TWELVE YEAR OLDS"

"Yarglefet, fatatata, text-methage, palmeranian"

by Feelthepayne3 May 29, 2009