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itis pill

a non-medicinal substitute for sleep aids currently in development. the pill contains derivatives of tryptophan from turkey, saturated fats from slow-roasted pulled pork, and powdered Hawaiian Punch. The result is a very powerful sleep aid.

Side effects include sloth and obesity with continued use.

Overdose Warning: overdoses could result in a food-induced coma; something along the lines of eating 3 pulled pork sandwiches and washing it down with Hawaiian Punch. It's a good idea to be near a bed or La-z-boy Recliner when taking this medication
I'mma take my itis pill and hit the hay.

No, I can't go out tonight. I took an itis pill to relax and can't even think of getting off this couch.
by bzammerman December 9, 2008
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Chill Pill

"Woah, it's just a game, don't get so upse, take a chill-pill"
by Dillon Kat December 19, 2001
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Pill Cosby

When you wake up on a toilet butt naked, with your asshole yawning like a rhino. Your right leg is extremely numb and you feel groggy. You have no idea how you got there, but you somewhat remember drinking Hennessy with Bill Cosby. On top of that, there is a bloody magnum XL condom chillin' halfway in your ass and the other end touching the toilet water.
"I was having a great night of drinking Hennessy backstage after a Bill Cosby comedy show, until I was a victim of Pill Cosby."
by The Pill Cosby Ass Master August 28, 2015
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Ketflix and pills

Instead of 'Netflix and chill', you spend the night taking ketamine and pills.
'What did you two get upto last night maaaan?'

'We just ketflixed and pilled bruv'

'Don't you mean Netflix and chill?'

'Nah ketflix and pills is the new thing.'
by Twisted_Moon August 21, 2016
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grill pilled

1) to have experienced a blithe resignation to the failure of leftist/progressive movements to overcome neoliberalism, electoralism and fascist nationalism; couples with a semi-ironic desire to profess bourgeois attitudes of political apathy, jocular antagonism to politics, and idolize outward symbols of petty materialism, a.k.a. the grill
After his years-long attempts to proselytize progressive and socialist policies were crushed by big-donor establishment Democrats, Mattleby became grill pilled and happily ignored the election news cycle, instead choosing to post about new rib rub recipes while the globe burned.
by jlaxx May 14, 2020
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Green Pilled

To be chill, and to accept the world as it is.
Those who are green pilled are usually very creative, and full of passion.
Be green pilled.
Real chads are green pilled.
by PlassyVanni November 25, 2021
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Player Pills

Altoids or another type of breath mint.
Hey man, Jessica's coming over tonight. Can you hook me up with some player pills?
by Paco44 June 2, 2009
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