Obsessive David Disorder

Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:

*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.

See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).

One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.

There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.

NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.

Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD

Obsessive David Disorder by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009

Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.

A psychological issue where going to Disney or memories of Disney are constantly on the brain. The person can often be found smiling for no reason, looking at All Access Disney and searching the Disney site on their computer for dining reservations, resorts, entertainment, fastpasses, dining plan, etc.

Symptoms of O.D.D.: 1. Constantly planning and booking new Disney trips. Most commonly planning your next trip as you are flying/driving home from Disney. 2. Daydream of family fun and laughter on rides, watching parades and the shows you love to watch over and over. 3. Extreme cravings for Dole Whips, Funnel Cakes, Mickey's pretzels and ice cream.

I have a severe case of Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.

Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D. by All Access Disney April 12, 2016

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!

OMJ I love the Jonas Brothers. I have Obsessive Jonas Disorder!!!

Obsessive Jonas Disorder by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008

Obsessioner 

An obsessioner is a person who obsesses over things, particularly Harry Potter related things.

Pippi is a Harry Potter obsessioner

Obsessioner by Person say hello August 16, 2009

Fortnite obssesion syndrome

Fortnite obession syndrome or FOS is a rare illness that infects console and pc players that shows a person whos addicted to fortnite.
Symptoms of this illness are
1. Always wanting money for v bucks
2. Fortnite hours are over 100 hours
3. Wont stop play fortnite

This person got Fortnite obssesion syndrome
I know this guy is really addicted

Fortnite obssesion syndrome by PyroGamerZero June 5, 2018

Nobsession 

To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.

Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.

Nobsession by Kyles mum May 19, 2010

obsexion

something that you find so intriguing that you almost wish you could have sex with it.

These biscuits are my latest obsexion.

obsexion by yeahthatsmetimesten December 8, 2010