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D-Nelson

The act of jumping off something and breaking a bone. Most commonly occurs at High School rock concerts.
1: Wow! He just jumped off that 1 foot riser and fell, is he okay?
2:He'll be fine, he just pulled a D-Nelson.
by J Bagels May 25, 2009
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Foggy Nelson

When a guy cums on a girl's glasses and while trying to wipe it off, she only succeeds in smearing it around more.
Nah man, I got a Foggy Nelson earlier and haven't been able to clean my glasses yet.
by Xevyn June 4, 2011
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Matt Nelson

A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.
"You're playing like Matt Nelson. smh."
by MarkySoDarky August 5, 2016
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jacob nelson

A drunk shitbag that has a small dick and is from Missouri
by Suh111117 November 27, 2017
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Dirty Nelson

A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.
The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson”
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”
by saucylamby April 16, 2021
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nelson

Someone who has really big muscles , chizzled features, rugged, really good at sports.
girl 1:omg did u see that guy at the gym

girl 2: omg i know he is such a nelson
by Waaapaaaa May 27, 2008
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Kevin Nelson Syndrome

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.
Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.
by anonymous376 December 27, 2007
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