'nutbag

a donut you make out of a bagel soaked in bacon grease for three days

At the 7-11 my heterosexual pals bought some frtosted 'nutbags and we chewed on them before we played some b-ball

by improvmastah October 11, 2008

French Nutcracker

When you grab someones balls who is sleeping or maybe stoned or blitzed out of there skull.

Dude im gonna so french nutcracker you when you fall asleep!

by Pimp Daddy January 8, 2005

Nutcracker

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."

by Juicalicious April 23, 2010

Nut-Bra

A Nut-Bra is a Jockstrap.

I forgot to take my Nut-Bra to the gym today, so I had to freeball all afternoon!

by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

Nutball

Nutball is a word which does not seem like a real word, all while sounding right in a weird kind of way. It can surprisingly be found in the movie, "The Forgotten". It is used to describe a totally crazy individual such as Joanna.

"Stop acting like a cow you NUTBALL!"

by Daniel Rigdon December 7, 2004

Nutbagging

The act of getting repeatedly punched in the nuts whilst being fellated.

She gave me a nutbagging the other night, hurt like hell. But I liked it!

by redder December 25, 2005

poop nutbean

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.

Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.

by trisaratop May 4, 2011