Noitea

A girl that doesn't want any IT in her life

Turn on the air conditionner, damn it ! You're a such a Noitea !

by sundayslice August 15, 2023

NoBitchian

A member of society that gets absolutely zero bitches.

"Damn bro she agreed to pull up at my crib"

"Aint no way a NoBitchian like you pulled a girl"

by SirNoBitches October 5, 2023

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

short notice

When a person gives you absolutely no fucking time to arrange plans.

Jesus Richard it's a bit short notice isn't it, I can't make it tonight sorry.

by Nathan2495 January 18, 2017

Notice:

1. Just a word used on a sign to attract attention.

2. A word used to tell someone to take into consideration because of importance.

1. Notice: This sign serves no meaning. It was just a test to see if you would pay attention to this sign because it had "Notice:" in it. It worked.

2. Notice: Any trespassers will be shot.

by Tomeroni10 April 7, 2011

Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.

I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks

by Chuplis July 16, 2009