Nostril Assault

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.

Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!

by LordJenal March 21, 2024

NOSTRIL PARTY

YOU NEED TO FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS OK OR ELSE YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARENT AT THE HIGH PERFORMENCE RATE THEY COULD BE!

nostril party- "Can you just flare your nostrils please, if you don't we cant be friends"

by bublimbitsgw August 14, 2017

Gnat's nostril

An especially tight vagina.

"Ah mate I smashed this chick last week."
"Oh yeah! Any good?"
"Mate im telling you! It was like a Gnat's nostril!"

by jem stiltshire January 23, 2014

Nostril Froth

When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.

It may look like steam but in fact its nostril froth.

by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023